Well sweetie (In that patronizing Mommy voice), your Daddy's a lawyer and he has conversations like these on a daily basis.
Client: I want a trial!
Me: We have no evidence or theory to disprove the State's case. A trial is not in your best interest.
Client: Still, I want a trial. I want my day in court.
Me: It will be a bad day.
Client: *Snicker* Maybe for you, but not for me.
Me: You realize at the end of that day, I will be going home and you will go to prison.
Client: How come I have to go to prison?
Me: Because the state can prove that you committed a crime.
Client: Well, disprove it.
Me: We have no EVIDENCE!
Client: Why should that stop you?
Me: *Sigh* (to myself) And I applied for this job.
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