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Monday, December 29, 2003
Not safe yet. Stay inside. Otherwise, you're taking your life into your own hands. It's funny when people say that. Doesn't free will suggest that your life is always in your hands?
Christmas is over. At least the holiday/vacations are. I'm wondering when it's going to be safe to step back into the mall again.
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
I'm thinking about it. I think you're at work, and that's too bad. I have two cats on my desk. They are like your ferrari, in a way I can't explain.

I think this is funny. It's sort of like the little kid with the chocolate all over his face, denying that he took the candy bar. But different.
I have a ferrari on my desk. Think about that for a while. But not too long.
In a cnn article: After years of Hollywood hype, 2004 could truly be a watershed year for digital cinema. A recent surge in investment by theater chains and technology companies means the number of digital projectors in cinemas will more than double to over 400 in the next 12 months, Screen Digest reports.

There's no guarantee the technology will make the next Jennifer Lopez-Ben Affleck film more watchable, but at least the final product will look better.

Awful.

Also: This is news?
Ahhhh....I'm in pain. I have a love/hate relationship with the gym. Now, it's hate.

Read a funny Christmas story on Dave Barry's blog. Sorry - I'll try to limit the number of Dave Barry-inspired posts on this blog.

Merry Christmas!
Monday, December 22, 2003
Confucius Say - "Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more."

More...
BACK! Food poisoning is a dish best served cold, then hot, then cold again, with a side of Alka Seltzer. After a long week of not exercising and eating everything in sight, it's time for me to return to the grueling process of becoming a stud. I'll keep you posted on how badly it's going.
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Sorry to hear that our two "Blog hosts" are feeling under the weather. I hope you feel better soon and, in the future, you might want to avoid shrimp cooked and served in bulk. ;-)
Monday, December 15, 2003
Redundant, repetitive? Yes. Unnecessary? No.
Isn't saying "my 14-0, undefeated fantasty football team" kind of redundant?
Is there any connection between Margaret getting a job and my 14-0, undefeated fantasy football team losing? I dunno. She got a job though and that's enough for me.
Saturday, December 13, 2003
I would just like everyone to know that I got a job offer yesterday. That is all.
Friday, December 12, 2003
Click on Santa too, after you click all the reindeer.
Well, if we have rules against silly websites that really add no meaning to our lives, then it is time, once again to break the rules. A friend sent this to me.

Click on HERE - includes sound , so turn up the speakers.

Click on each reindeer.

Enjoy.
Co worker sent me this riddle:

What happens when you have......

1) nothing to do
2) a sharp knife
3) a large lime
4) a patient cat
5) too much tequila
6) and it's football season?

The answer HERE
Well, I have joined this fun blog. I agree with Margaret, no poor, non-funny sites. Happy holidays.
First, we have to set some ground rules. Primarily, that we will never link to tasteless, non-funny sites such as this.
(Credit to Dave Barry, who credits someone else, as credit is due.)
All of this makes sense in my head.