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Monday, January 30, 2006
Wait, wait, wait a second here. You mean we DON'T already have this law?
Friday, January 27, 2006
I'd like just like to point out that although some people think the following activities are OK to do in public, they are unacceptable at all times. I have witnessed all of these TODAY:

*finger nail clipping
*picking at your feet
*picking your nose and tossing your "prize booty" into a shared area
*general grunting/snorting associated with audible phlegm

Thank you.
Sunday, January 22, 2006
If you have some time, this is just an amazing article. It's funny, it's entertaining, it's a little upsetting - really interesting. Anyway, I liked it a lot, so I figured I'd share.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Look, people, this wouldn't be a problem if you raised your own children, instead of letting Nickelodeon do it...

(And I'm not saying that you shouldn't let your kids watch TV, I'm just saying that you should have more influence than TV over what your kids eat.)
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Here's a fun game!

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you...Lincoln University Alumni.

I know this asshole. He was a jerk in school as well. Now, he's a jerk in the papers and a liar to boot! Dumbass! I am not sure why, but this does give me a little joy inside.

(Edited by Mrs. B to fix the page format)
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Uh, so. Yeah. I feel guilty for not telling everyone this in person. I mean, really, this is the kind of news that you should deliver face-to-face. But I'm afraid I'm not going to have the opportunity to do that, so blogging will have to suffice. So here it goes: The truth is, we're never going to see any of you ever again. I'm sorry. We're not coming home.

Yep. Sorry. But you can come visit us here in Puerto Rico any time!
Everybody here should just STFU.
Sunday, January 01, 2006
If you have a few minutes, and/or 2005 made you sad, you should read this.

Happy New Year, everyone!