The Thinking Minority

Not safe yet. Stay inside. Otherwise, you're taking your life into your own hands. It's funny when people say that. Doesn't free will suggest that your life is always in your hands?

I'm thinking about it. I think you're at work, and that's too bad. I have two cats on my desk. They are like your ferrari, in a way I can't explain.

I think this is funny. It's sort of like the little kid with the chocolate all over his face, denying that he took the candy bar. But different.

In a cnn article: After years of Hollywood hype, 2004 could truly be a watershed year for digital cinema. A recent surge in investment by theater chains and technology companies means the number of digital projectors in cinemas will more than double to over 400 in the next 12 months, Screen Digest reports.

There's no guarantee the technology will make the next Jennifer Lopez-Ben Affleck film more watchable, but at least the final product will look better.

Awful.

Also: This is news?

Ahhhh....I'm in pain. I have a love/hate relationship with the gym. Now, it's hate.

Read a funny Christmas story on Dave Barry's blog. Sorry - I'll try to limit the number of Dave Barry-inspired posts on this blog.

Merry Christmas!

BACK! Food poisoning is a dish best served cold, then hot, then cold again, with a side of Alka Seltzer. After a long week of not exercising and eating everything in sight, it's time for me to return to the grueling process of becoming a stud. I'll keep you posted on how badly it's going.

Redundant, repetitive? Yes. Unnecessary? No.

Isn't saying "my 14-0, undefeated fantasty football team" kind of redundant?

Is there any connection between Margaret getting a job and my 14-0, undefeated fantasy football team losing? I dunno. She got a job though and that's enough for me.

I would just like everyone to know that I got a job offer yesterday. That is all.

Click on Santa too, after you click all the reindeer.

Co worker sent me this riddle:

What happens when you have......

1) nothing to do
2) a sharp knife
3) a large lime
4) a patient cat
5) too much tequila
6) and it's football season?

The answer HERE

First, we have to set some ground rules. Primarily, that we will never link to tasteless, non-funny sites such as this.
(Credit to Dave Barry, who credits someone else, as credit is due.)

All of this makes sense in my head.