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Monday, February 06, 2006
IMPRESSIVE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I finished 31st in my class.

OTHER INFORMATION (that will surely ruin the impressiveness)

1. Thanx to the school's cruel grading system, (not my lack of sobriety, effort, time or care to give a damn) my GPA was a "decent" 2.7ish.

2. Most law schools have a B - B+ curve, but my school shaves off the bottom 10% and gives them the "It's time to consider another career" speech (not to be confused with the "It's time to consider legal-related jobs" speech that people get when they fail the bar exam - I hope never to have to hear that speech).

3. There were only 63 people in my December Graduating class compared to the 237 that graduated last May and the 300+ that will graduate this coming May.

MY REPONSE AFTER LEARNING THIS INFORMATION

An excited, "Wow! Somebody did worst than me?" Followed by a snickering, "Poor bastards."

LASTLY
The bar is coming. Hide your heart girl.

If there are any misspellings or grammatical errors in this entry, please send them to Helen Waite.

1 comments:

  1. Mrs. B said...

    Dear Helen,

    It's "worse," not "worst."

    Sincerely,
    Mrs. B.

    P.S. Oh, and 'grats, Jelani!

    8:53 AM  

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