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Friday, March 05, 2004
Poor Martha (literally). She lied to the government and now she has been convicted on all counts, along with her former broker (who was convicted of all but one charge). Now the self-styled "Queen of Wholesomeness" might be placed behind bars for up to 20 years. I predict that she will have trouble selling her image when this is all said and done, plus her company, the aptly named Martha Stewart Omnimedia, will probably go down in flames. That that for $250K worth of stock, when she is worth 100s of millions. That was a smart move.

Martha, you might want to bake one of your special cakes, you know the ones with the lock picking tool center and the file frosting. Also note, it is hard to find nice accessories for the bright orange jail jump suits, as well as to find nice complementary decor items that match prison bar-steel gray. . .


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